Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Chapter 12.11 – The Bushweeds Autumn Tour 2023: part XI – The final concert at The Red Rendezvous..


People everywhere
A sense of expectation hangin' in the air
Givin' out a spark
Across the room
Your eyes are glowin' in the dark

And here we go again

We know the start, we know the end
Masters of the scene
We've done it all before
and now we're back to get some more

You know what I mean

Rendezvous (aha)
Take it now or leave it (aha)
Now is all we get (aha)
Nothing promised, no regrets (aha)
Rendezvous (aha)
Ain't no big decision (aha)
You know what to do (aha)
C'est la rouge rendezvous
Rendezvous

 

- Slight rewrite of 'Voulez Vous', ABBA.



Bewickton, Friday September 30th - Tuesday October 2nd


 

Kajsa woke up early on this rainy september morning, relatively speaking, and she knew excactly what she wanted to do. With determined footsteps she walked out of her bedroom across the narrow hallway and into Bettys room. Not even trying to walk silently or avoiding making to much noise with the doors, though she could just walk straight in as Betty had the habit of sleeping with her bedroom door wide open.

 

        "Oh Betty, Betty... sweet innocent little Betty...." Kajsa thought to herself as she stood for a few seconds watching her sleep, before pulling out her megaphone and shouting as loud as she could...


        "WAKE UP BETTY! IT'S TIME FOR BREAKFAST!"

        "That ought to teach you... " she laughed with glee as Bettys eyes opened wide with confusion.

         "Wha...? What's happening...?" Betty said as she sat up on the bed, taking a few seconds to connect the dots and understand what Kajsa just said..

        "Oh.. yeah, breakfast.. " Betty said, feeling a slight dizzyness and a headache combined with nausea and a strange urge to bellow down litre upon litre of water for some reason now that initial shock of being woken up with a megaphone had settled..


        "I'll go and make breakfast..." she spoke softly as she lunged her way into the kitchen with her head hanging low on her shoulders..


Kajsa had planned the following days wisely, giving herself and the band some time off from having to perform and being on the road in order to spend some time with their family, or just themselves, to recuperate after travelling through a quarter of the country exhausting themselves playing concerts night after night.. On this day she didn't want to think about music at all, even though she loved it, and just spend time at home with her son Nikolai while everyone else had to go to their dayjobs as usual..


..and should she need to get out of the house, she could always rely on her old friend "The Pink Beast" to give her some air and a sense of rebellious freedom..

Over at "The Party Household" Gerdas own little boy Øyvin was being showered with attention at nearly all of his waking hours now that Gerda and the rest of the band had returned to the household. If it wasn't Gerda feeding, cuddling and playing with him it was Merete doing the same, even changing his diaper and giving him a good bath to make sure he was as clean as anyone could be at all hours.

 

The same couldn't be said about Isabell and Sam though, who was more concerned with themselves, relaxing in the jacuzzi or just partying, but there was no need to either. The baby was in good hands, and couldn't have had a better time for being just a baby. ;)


Kajsa definately felt like a proud parent now that she watched her son take his first steps all on his own. It was clear that Nikolai had practiced his walking skills all on his own while she was away, and she was happy to not have missed this moment while she was on tour. She didn't think that Betty had anything to do with this to train him in anything, as she suspected that she had probably just done the bare minimum while he was away, maybe not even that...


 

..but they couldn't just relax and spend time with family all the time. Kajsa had to call up her band to meet up at "The Red Rendezvous" to rehearse one last time before the concert, and afterwards maybe have a few drinks just because..

..or maybe the latter wasn't the best idea, because Sam was still in a quarrelsome mood as he told Kajsa that he thought she was perhaps a little to controlling... He wasn't to happy with the order of the songs on tonights setlist as well as getting tired of them only doing guitar, keyboard or drum solos.. why couldn't they do a bass solo for a change..?

..but Kajsa had already made the decision. There would be no bass solo as she thought the audience would respond much better to especially the guitar and drum solos, and if Sam had a problem with that.. well, that wasn't an option. He had to get in line and do as she said, because that was what was best for the band!

        "Best for the band!?" Sam said angrily. "How do you know when I haven't even gotten a chance to try!?"

        "Well, it's not gonna happen tonight! This is our final gig on the tour! It can't be a failure!" Kajsa replied, thinking in her own mind that she was doing the band a favour. She so much wanted to see them succeed and for people to leave after the show thinking this was one of the best things they ever saw. This was not a night to perform any experiments.

        "Failure!? You gotta be kidding me... Just one solo and I'll show you it won't be a failure!" Sam replied, not wanting to give up. He was confident that a bass solo would be the perfect way to break up their show and build tension before they would launch into their grand finale, but Kajsa just wouldn't listen. Her fist was now clenched ready to defend her stance with whatever it took.


        "I'll fight you over it then!" he said, noticing her clenched fist, as he grabbed her neck with his right arm putting her in a chokehold to keep her from delivering the first blow he was sure would be coming..             "If I win, I'll play the bass solo!"

        "Guys... guys! Don't fight! We can work it out!" Merete said, wishing for a split second she had chosen to relax by going fishing instead... "We can do both! A drum solo and a bass solo! Just please don't fight!"

        "Are they always like this?" the bartender wondered as Merete gave up on reaching in to her fighting band members and decided to order a drink instead..

        "Well, no... we're usually quite peaceful with each other..." she replied before she instructed the bartender to just make her drink a double straight away.
        "..being on the road for days.." she continued, "...you'd be surprised..."

 

Eventually Sam had to give up as he wasn't much of a fighter; Kajsa had plenty more experience there as both a winner and a loser as her strong opinions on pretty much everthing often landed her right in the middle of a bar fight, especially after having a drink or two..
        "Alright, alright.. I give up.." Sam said as he arched his back while getting up on his feet again.. "there will be no bass solos.. but I really think we should consider.."

        "Enough!" Kajsa said "We won't be doing bass solos this gig! Gerda plays her solo around halfway, and then we continue!"

Kajsa had spoken. Sam had no choice but to accept for now, though he would probably bring it up again some time later. He considered it a small victory though that she apparently, did not intend on playing a drum solo for a change, so not all hope was lost..


She still thought about it by the end of the night, after the bar had closed and everyone went back home to each their own. In her mind playing in a band and doing gigs wasn't about satisfying anyones ego, or so she told herself. She only wanted what was right for the band, and being as objective as she could, Sam was the least skilled and sometimes sloppiest member of all of them, hence she just didn't feel like letting him play improvised solos during gigs just yet...

If he could impress her later when they one day went back to recording their next album she could consider giving him a chance for future gigs, but right now she felt he wasn't ready.. maybe she was a little to harsh on him, but this is what she felt was best for the band.. and with time she hoped he would understand and see it the same way too...

There was no room for mistakes on this last gig of their tour, everything had to be perfect...

Wednesday October 4th – Final concert at the Red Rendezvous in Bewickton

 

Then came the day of the concert to end their first tour.. Kajsa was as expected early on the scene after she rode her rebellious motorbike to get to tonights venue – The Red Rendezvous, a bar the band knew pretty well. Their home base as far as bars and venues go..

 

Kajsa had big hopes for tonights show, not only because this was their last show, but also because they would be playing in front of their home audience..this show had to be perfect! This was not the time to skip a beat or play a wrong note... definately not...

 

Their concert wasn't scheduled to start for several hours yet, and already people were flocking outside to enter the bar.. that was a good sign for the band, but didn't do anything at all to reduce the load Kajsa now felt on her shoulders... So many people outside, and no sign of her band members yet..


When the band members finally showed up, they had to wade through the massive crowd waiting to get in, which was easier said then done...
        "Whoa, did all these people come to see us?" Sam wondered. This was a stark difference to their first shows, actually to most of them, where they had played for what was effectively empty rooms..

..and inside on the second floor, where the stage was, Kajsa was close to begin biting her fingernails.. she heard the commotion downstairs as people entered, but didn't see a single one of her band members yet. She had in her mind settled with Sam to not do any drum solos, but now she had no choice. She had to start the concert now, because that was the contract they had with the venue owner.. or it would be an opportunity missed..

 

Hearing the drum solo from downstairs people realized that the concert actually began on time for a change and that there was no time to spend buying drinks and chatting in the bar downstairs if they were to catch the show..


..and more importantly, it alerted everyone to the fact that they would have to let the remaining band members pass through the queue.. Their celebrity status had increased during the tour, but not enough yet to get special treatment unless absolutely necessary...

 

Gerda was happy to see Deepak in front calling people to the stage. He should know about the importance of having an audience, she thought, as he was a very creative person himself. Primarily a painter, but also one that would on occasion dabble into music.


Equally as big was the disappointment in her, when she realized that he wasn't calling people to the stage to watch the band... he did so to compete with the audiences attention to tell a ghost story! Of all things! So she could only play louder... what was he doing? Was this some kind of statement, some kind of art project she didn't understand? The Chitrakaar family was certainly known around town as a family of creatives with many different projects going on, but she failed to see the purpose here... really, this was just rude!

 

..and as if that wasn't enough, local singer-songwriter André Bredesen-Ulvik, perhaps better known under his stage name DeAndre Wolf, decided to join the concert by supposedly "filling the rhythm guitar parts". If their show in Wad Nahadau was weird, this one was now starting to get beyond weird..

 

Well, maybe this is what they should have expected as the people living on this island has always been something of their own, but still.. she had to conclude though, that DeAndre was pretty capable at figuring out what rhythms to play to their songs.. it was almost as if he had practiced and prepared for this moment on his own.. If he hadn't blended in so well Kajsa would probably have stopped the concert to give him a good thrashing..


Gerda may just have tried to beat him up herself, if he hadn't been wise enough to only play the rhythm parts in the background so that she could get her well deserved time in the spotlight.. after all, she was the bands frontwoman and lead guitarist.. He wasn't even a member of the band, and knowing how Kajsa thought, he probably wouldn't become one either.. they had started out as a four piece, and that was they should remain...

 

Then finally around halfway through the concert Deepak had reached the conclusion to his story of ghosts and goblins, just in time for Gerda to launch into her flashiest, most elaborate guitar solo yet to the awe and enjoyment of, well, atleast some members of the audience. ;)

 

Gerda receiving this kind of praise, cheering and clapping from the audience was perhaps a little to much for the good man DeAndre as he left the stage while the band propelled forward into the next song, whispering under his breath something about a certain foul stench that he claimed suddenly spread across the stage.. probably the smell from his own jealousy there...



Even Sam got a satisfying ending to she show as he joined Gerda in an alternating guitar and bass solo as an outro to their show. That was the best ending he could have hoped for after the fight with Kajsa just the other day. He could almost literally feel the fame and stardom that surrounded him right in this moment...


Now if that DeAndre guy was a wise one, he would have left the premises before the end of their show.. The audience probably thought it was a planned event for him to join them on stage, but Gerda knew it wasn't.. She considered for a moment there to go looking for him to teach him a lesson, until she overheard someone speculating whether he was a new member of the band or not, with some concluding that he couldn't be, since they saw him leave not long after he got off the stage.. She figured it would be no use right now, but if she should come across him some time later...


The best thing was probably to just pretend that everything was planned and arranged just as it happened. Judging from the crowd reception the concert was one of their better ones, perhaps their best one yet and a great way to mark the end of their tour- just like they had wanted it to be. Now exhausted but relieved and a little sad that this moment now meant that everything was over, the band gathered together on stage for one last round of applause and to thank their audience for showing up and cheering for them, before it was time to get paid and continue the party for the night...



It had been quite the journey for this band, from their humble beginnings as mostly being a band playing cover songs at peoples weddings, to recording their debut album, going on tour and finally getting a taste of fame and recognition.. for everyone of the band members, and right now especially for Gerda who had come a long way, conquering her intial stage fright and now being secure enough in her role as the bands front woman to not only feel comfortable in the spotlight, but thoroughly enjoy it to the point that she only craves more..


So it was only natural then that she would continue after the real concert ended to entertain by playing one all alone, completely for free where the only necessary payment would be for her to continue to bask in the attention from her audience and receive additional fame and glory...


"Yeeaah! We are The Bushweeds! We're gonna conqer the world!" Kajsa was soaring now after having delivered such a concert and gone a couple of trips to the bar to enjoy some rounds of drinks on the house just for being who she is, making her feel invincible and ready to take on just about anything.


And just like after their concert in Lake Onebega, this is what makes Kajsas generous side surface as she wanted to show her appreciation to in her opinion the most wonderful frontwoman any band could be lucky to have, by handing her another gift. This time a portable stereo, so that Gerda could always take the music with her, no matter where she went..

 

The band hadn't won any awards or golden plaques yet, but who cares? In Meretes mind now, looking back at what they had been through, they were all of them champions nonetheless. Nothing could go wrong now, things could only get better from here.

 

Once people started to realize there wasn't going to be anymore entertainment on the second floor they began to flock to the bar downstairs to enjoy their food and drinks, leaving some space for Kajsa to continue the party and celebration by dancing on her own for a while. What a near perfect night! There were some oddities, but it couldn't have ended better than this.. ;)


Except for maybe that one poor unlucky soul who must have had an accident in front of the bar downstairs. No one to smelly was found, so whoever it was must have been seen running out the doors in terrible embarassment some time earlier on during the night.. but that didn't dampen the mood or stop the party for anyone else though. And the band members got their share of attention and then some, as people, even the bartenders, kept queueing up to take their pictures several times during the night.

 

        "May I have this dance, milady". Somehow at one point during the night, Sam and Gerda had found themselves behind the bar where Sam politely had engaged her in a medieval style slow dance to the latest upbeat pop music...

 

The bartender wasn't to pleased about this as they blocked him from his customers, then again, the band had proved quite lucrative for his business this night, so he was willing to let a couple of their eccentricties slip by...


Kajsa had by now enjoyed enough of the free drinks that came with her celebrity status to find pretty much everything, anything and anyone to be the most amusing thing ever!


Then after having had even a few more of those she suddenly remember what Deepak had done earlier and wanted to call everyone out into the hallway for some reason to tell a ghost story, one that was guaranteed to be more terrible than Deepaks, for sure..

 

She thought she was doing good when the lights came off and everyone flocked towards the hallway, but it wasn't because her, nope..

Disappointed she had to watch people pass her by as she tried to tell her story, before she realized that everyone was now about to leave because it was closing time.. already!? Why so soon, she was just getting started!?

Well, she got a pity listener from one of the bartenders after she had finished up the cash register, because Kajsa was still Kajsa, and once she had started something, no matter what, she wasn't going to quit it without seeing it through to the very end! But once she was done with that, she had to leave.. just like everyone else..

Outside Sam was being cat called by a couple of his new female admirers, but he was already in his taxi on the way home or he might have seized the opportunity for some company for the night.. maybe some other time.. ;)

Kajsa was in need of some extra guidance from the bartender to find the exit once she had finished her ghost story, but once she had made outside she was still confused about where to go as she just turned on her heel to go back up the stairs one more time before realizing that she wasn't at her own front porch (or wherever she thought she was), and had to actually go and located her "Pink Beast" to find her way home...

 

Somehow that went well, and Kajsa felt she was being twice.. no, twenty times as rebellious now, riding her bike home while still feeling the effects of all the juice she's had during the night.. woohoo the police! They got nothing on her, because her name is Kajsa and she does whatever she wants! Hardly an example to follow right now, but she was punk and proud, couldn't have been prouder...

 Somehow she managed to find her way back home and locate her own bed, though.. early in the morning.. tomorrow would no doubt be a long, slow day for all of them, but what a blast they have had after all.. it was probably worth it..

Bonus video: 

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And with that I will leave this band behind for a while, and return to a more ordinary life (perhaps) as I pick up where I left of last time with Bhavan andhis girlfriend Beate just before christmas.. maybe they have planned a surprise for us.. :P 

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Chapter 13.2 - December 2023: part III – Christmas Magic With You (continued).

 She had thought this moment through several times in her head, though this wasn't quite what she had imagined... they were outside, it ...